1- Ask Dad to drop you off at the free clinic.

2- Tell Dad he’s going to be a grandpa before you leave high school.

3- Come out of the closet.

4- Take Dad’s car out Saturday night and bring it back empty.

5- Borrow Dad’s car, get hammered, throw up in the backseat, and leave it.

6- Tell Mom about Dad’s other woman.

7- Tell Dad about Mom’s other man.

8- Have Dad pick you up from the police station for prostitution.

9- Borrow your Dad’s skin mags and give them back stained.

10- Borrow your Dad’s hot new wife.

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